There’s Always An Asshole…

Happy Tuesday!! I filmed nights all week last week and just couldn’t find the time to write. It wasn’t insane hours type of nights. We started at 1PM everyday and we were done by midnight. Monday was the only day we started at 8 but the other 4 days were all nights starting at 1. However they were all 12 hours or less so that overtly exhausted feeling that one feels after doing 5 14-15 hour days was non existent…at least to me. I got out at midnight on Friday and still felt like I would be able to go get a drink if I wasn’t filming in the middle of nowhere and the bars didn’t start shutting down at 1AM which is about when I got back home. People on the crew though definitely acted the same way they would if they had put in a 60 plus hour week. Which is odd and got me thinking if people are really tired or just so use to saying they are tired that they mindlessly every day go on and on about how tired they are. I do believe that most people just constantly complain about work and being tired because it’s just what most people do at work. Everyone can relate to being tired or unhappy at work and those are easy conversation starters and I think some people just say the shit at times as part of their daily routine. I use to do it too. I remember years ago there was a day when someone asked me how I was and I said “Exhausted”. We spoke for a few minutes after that and as soon as they walked away I though to myself “I’m not exhausted at all. Why’d I say that?”. This is the type of shit that goes on in my head all day long. Welcome. Lets get into this shall we?

It’s been a while since I told a story on here but I got one today! Alright so a few weeks ago I worked on a Non Union show. I haven’t worked on one of these in quite some time as the last 3-4 years of my life have all been taken up by Union TV shows and the occasional regular to big budget movie that’s filming in town. I quickly learned or I should say was reminded that the lower the budget the more unhappy assholes there typically tends to be on the crew. I’m talking about those people who walk around and you know you’ve never seen them smile. They just have RBF from the moment they step out of their car. They say shit like “Do you know how long I’ve been doing this?” a lot and use it as a reason for why they know it all and shall not be questioned. These assholes come in all ages, genders and races too. The unhappiness gets to many in our business and honestly while it’s sad it also pisses me off that most people let these people get away with this nonsense.

Alright so back to what I was saying…This crew that I was working with was actually pretty asshole free given its scale and that’s always a good thing. People that are unhappy assholes on set make everything that much more unpleasant and that is a terrible thing. Because if you are working full-time and in a position that requires you to deal with these assholes you know that you are going to have to do that for the duration of the project and that can at times be enough to make you question all of your career choices. I had only been on this show for 2 days before I met what I’m starting to suspect was the only asshole on that show because everyone else was great. This person is a prop master and while our incident was short it was the perfect example of these unhappy assholes that continue to work in our business because they know someone that’ll hire them. I was actually happy that this happen because as many of you know one of the reasons I started this blog was to discuss people and when they act in these ridiculous ways. People that clearly want to believe that we are curing cancer instead of making a movie.

SO…we were filming at a department store and one of the prop guys showed me where he had put the cast chairs. I always show the cast to their chairs as this is part of my job. I then realized that there was better seating placement for the chairs and asked him if he could move them. Then I thought “Shit, I’m an asshole. Let me just offer to move them.” You know, I wanted to “help”. Why in the Fuck did I think of doing that? I asked him if he wanted me to move them so he could continue working on whatever else he had to do because I mean after all it’s JUST A FUCKING CHAIR…and he said “Sure”. I then pick up the chairs and as I turn the corner The Prop Nazi…I mean Prop Master comes up and says…I’ll write this out in dialog form:

Prop Master: Drop the chairs. Why are you moving the chairs?

Me: I found a better spot for them and asked your assistant if I could help moving them.

Prop Master: Props moves the chairs.

Me: I know and I would not move anything without asking and that’s what I did.

Prop Master: Props moves the chairs. You wouldn’t move a ballast.

At this moment I realized that this person ignored everything I said and like a fucking cyborg repeated “Props moves the chairs.” twice now. I can spot an asshole instantly and my radar went off as soon as this lunatic said “Put down the chairs.” like he was a cop and I was holding a weapon. I walked away immediately and after calming down and gathering my thoughts I went to the UPM to let them know what had happen and that if it happen again I would kindly just go home. I’ve said this multiple times and will continue to as long as I shall live. I don’t need any job where I feel disrespected. There’s too many great and wonderful people to work with to even consider putting up with these assholes for a few hours. Sure he still worked there but I did see the UPM address it right after I brought it up. More people should do that. NO one out there is above anyone. It’s a title given to them by their boss who was given their title by their boss and so on and so forth. Some bosses worked for their position and some were given it. Bottom line, we are all employees of someone and no one has the right to disrespect anyone else and when this type of shit happens it’s your right and responsibility to speak up and if it costs you your job then you speak up even louder.

Shortly after telling the UPM I of course did what I feel most of us do and I IMDBed this special person to see what he had worked on. As soon as I saw the list of people he had worked with his assholeness made so much more sense. Assholes for the most part like to travel in groups and after some light searching on this persons name I found him linked to Joe Ptyka. A notorious commercial director and renowned asshole. Everyone knows he’s an asshole and yet they continue to give him work. Sadly rewarding bad behavior is a specialty in our industry and one we will soon get into here on the site at another time because this post is now over!

Thanks for stopping by and checking out another post here at We’re Not Rolling. I hope you enjoyed the read and if you did feel free to send a like, follow, message…anything really. They track all the traffic that happens on the site so all traffic is good traffic. Have an excellent week everyone and don’t be an asshole.

-PEACE

It’s Low Budget BUT It Should Be Fun…

Happy..Thursday?…Yeah…I know, I know…Let’s just carry on alright. We all know I suck with the timing of these things lately. How has everyone’s week been so far? It’s been a little hot out here in LA LA. Definitely not anywhere near as hot as back where I call…called?… home, Miami is definitely hotter. It was uncomfortable to sleep those first couple of nights but besides the heat my week has been fantastic so far. I had the most EXCELLENT weekend that smoothly transitioned into another one of those “Holy shit, I will remember this day forever…or until I get old and senile and can’t remember how to poop let alone this” days. Monday I got to work as a DGA 2nd AD on a Commercial for the first time since receiving my acceptance letter. YAY!!..well almost yay…it’s like half a yay more of a YA! There’s still a few other steps in the process to fully be in…in. My days were accepted and now I’m on the hunt for 150 days but as a 2nd AD. The ways to acquire these days is still a bit odd to me and honestly seem like a giant pain in the ass for a lot of people. Out of the 150 days 75 have to be on Commercials and most people who work on TV and Film don’t have many of those contacts. Weird right? One would think that they are all sort of the same but no no. There is those that work on Commercials and those that do TV and Film and rarely do you find people who do both seamlessly. I was fortunate enough to have worked on many commercials when I first got out here and still have many of those contacts so hopefully I can snag those 150 rather quickly but who the hell knows what’s going to happen. I’m not really a fan of how tough they make this process after the initial 600. I was told it’s structured so that it can weed out those that can’t take it but I don’t know if that works. I mean I’ve worked with some pretty terrible people who it may have taken them forever to get the days but they did and now they are working. Just fucking up shit everywhere they go. HA! I’m just saying I think the process past the 600 should be reevaluated and restructured to help people who really deserve to be out there working because then hopefully they get in and weed out those that have snuck in and aren’t good at their jobs. I’ve seen many great people stuck in what I’ve heard a few refer to as “DGA Purgatory”. It’s a terrible place where PA’s that worked their ass off for years to collect 600 days now wander around aimlessly trying to get another 150 days over the course of another bunch of years for some. Alright that was the longest into ever…let’s get into this shall we?

“It’s low-budget but it should be fun” is one of those texts that one receives from time to time and if you’ve been in the business long enough you know this really may mean “We have no fucking money and this is going to be a shit show”. I remember doing a few jobs when I started that used this phrase and I will tell you this much they were ALL shit shows. No crafty, drop off lunch or some fast food burgers, 16-17 hour day, multiple departments sharing trucks, terrible locations. Did you notice the first 2 examples I stated were both food related? That’s because I love food and so do most people and when you don’t have good food for people to graze on as they work through YOUR 16 hour day they get angry. Anger leads to frustration and stress. Before you know it everyone is in a bad mood and just trying to wrap this thing up so they can forget this atrocious fucking day.

HELPFUL TIP: FEED YOUR FUCKIN’ CREW

I’ve never done a helpful tip but I thought I’d start…or this may be a one time thing who knows. See the thing is that in this industry just about every show is only one monkey wrench away from it itself becoming a shit show. I’ve been on really great sets that worked efficiently and seemed to be the perfect dream job only to have one small thing go wrong that ruins the entire day and even the rest of the show in some cases. So since every show seems to be so close to being a disaster when someone calls or texts you and right off the bat is already saying shit like “low-budget”, “should be fun”, “It shouldn’t be bad” which we know is code for this is a shit show, we all automatically assume that this will INDEED be a shit show. The show hasn’t even started and this person that’s hiring crew is already observing how terrible it’s going to be. It’s almost like an internal defense mechanism that springs into action to prepare you mentally for the hell that you’re about to go through. It’s as if admitting that it’s going to be horrible will make it a bit less horrible because when you’re in the nightmare you can tell yourself and others around you shit like “I told you it was going to be tough”.

That’s going to do it for this one ladies and gents. Thank you for stopping by and checking out another post here on We’re Not Rolling. I appreciate you spending sometime to read more of my madness. Have a fantastic rest of your week, till next time…

-PEACE

Those That Do, Should Not Teach…

Happy Tuesday everyone! How was your weekend? This guy here is on vaca for at least this week and enjoying every moment of it. I’ve gone swimming 3 day in a roll and been rather productive in the creating aspect of my life. Which nowadays is a lot of Plotagraphs, Photoshops, Cinemagraphs, Podcasts, Blogs…I think I want to try to paint something. Continue reading “Those That Do, Should Not Teach…”

Seasoned Fools…

Happy Tuesday…Wednesday! A late as hell Wednesday post at that. It’s that holidays…well not really…it’s currently that time in between Christmas and New Years that no one can explain. I mean I guess there’s many people that went back to work already but in our line of work the town is still quiet. Everything will usually get back up and going after the New Year. Continue reading “Seasoned Fools…”

That’s LUNCH…

Happy Tuesday everyone! How are you doing? Surprisingly so I’m typing this at work on Monday just like I use to do all the time when I started this blog a little over a year and half ago. I really should do this every time I work during post days so I’m not rushing home to write the up every night but I say I’m going to do a lot of things that I never do. Continue reading “That’s LUNCH…”

Working In The Elements…

Happy Friday! How is everyone on this fine day? I’m fucking pumped that it’s Friday because I worked all week. I know you may just be like “So?” but I haven’t been working 5 days a week lately and when I do I realize that I don’t miss it and that it’s not how I want the rest of my life to go. I’m not a fan of routine for too long and I think I’ve grown tired of the “Usual” 5 day work week. Continue reading “Working In The Elements…”

Union Vs Non Union…FIGHT….

Happy Tuesday everyone! How ya doing? How was your weekend? Personally I had a great day on Saturday. I spent the day with a friend I hadn’t hung out with in a while down at the beach and we just laughed and talked up a storm for quite a few hours. Continue reading “Union Vs Non Union…FIGHT….”

Walkie Check…

Happy Tuesday everyone!! How are you doing on this fabulous day? It’s currently Monday in my world and I’m filming down at Zuma beach again today. That’s now twice in the span of a month where I film down here and get to spend the day at the beach. I have to say it’s official, this is definitely one of my favorite places to film. Continue reading “Walkie Check…”

Is It A Power Thing…

Happy Tuesday!! How is everyone on this fabulous day? It’s currently Monday in my world and I’m working over at Warner Brothers today in Burbank. It’s a little warm out here for October and I’m not a fan….I actually would love a fan…Hmmm. Tomorrow however I’m working in Simi Valley and I have a 530am calltime. Continue reading “Is It A Power Thing…”

I’m Part of The Crew…

Happy Muthafucking Friday everyone! How in the hell is everyone doing? How was your week? Personally with the exception of Sunday nights insanity and Monday’s aftershock it was an excellent week. I worked a few days, had a day off in the middle, the Packers whooped ass and the weekend is but a few hours away. Continue reading “I’m Part of The Crew…”